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Title: Bad puns
Post by: Spunned on August 26, 2017, 12:03:15 AM
What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?
Bison...
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Post by: Fortune on August 26, 2017, 12:57:32 AM
I am terrified of elevators, I'm going to take steps to avoid them
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Post by: Fortune on August 26, 2017, 12:59:27 AM
I ain't addicted to brake fluid. I can stop whenever I want.
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Post by: Fortune on August 26, 2017, 01:00:02 AM
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the pee is silent...
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Post by: Fortune on August 26, 2017, 01:00:52 AM
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? The Spaghetto...
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Post by: Fortune on August 26, 2017, 01:01:28 AM
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Post by: Fortune on August 26, 2017, 01:02:22 AM
And finally I would like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the streets, you da best.
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Post by: Olavur on August 26, 2017, 08:46:21 PM
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a day.
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Post by: Spunned on August 26, 2017, 09:11:45 PM
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a day.

That made me laugh lol
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Post by: Runo on August 26, 2017, 11:04:10 PM
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers ?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Post by: Lafroste on August 26, 2017, 11:17:52 PM
Sex while camping is fucking in tents!
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Post by: Fortune on August 27, 2017, 12:45:05 AM
Do you know the similarity between Heineken and sex in a kano? It's both fucking close to water!
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Post by: Unc0nn3ct3d on August 28, 2017, 07:33:36 PM
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
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Post by: Unc0nn3ct3d on August 28, 2017, 07:36:21 PM
Shouldn't pregnant women be called body builders?
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Post by: Unc0nn3ct3d on August 28, 2017, 07:39:45 PM
I would like to make a pun about philosophy, but I Kant.

Eh? Eh? Get it?!

(Immanuel Kant)
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Post by: Unc0nn3ct3d on August 28, 2017, 07:41:11 PM
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-06/17/6/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-buzz-12944-1403000088-5.jpg?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
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Post by: Unc0nn3ct3d on August 28, 2017, 07:46:32 PM
How did I escape from Iraq?

Iran.

(I'm not sorry).
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Post by: Condoz on August 29, 2017, 11:22:22 PM
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Post by: HoffieDizzle on September 15, 2017, 11:03:46 AM
The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
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Post by: HoffieDizzle on September 15, 2017, 07:40:47 PM
Just so you all know im spamming for them post numbers get it to that cool 1 post a day catch up
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Post by: HoffieDizzle on September 15, 2017, 07:40:56 PM
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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Post by: HoffieDizzle on September 15, 2017, 07:41:22 PM
 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
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Post by: HoffieDizzle on September 15, 2017, 07:41:50 PM
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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Post by: HoffieDizzle on September 15, 2017, 07:42:22 PM
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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Post by: Eldridge on September 15, 2017, 07:48:49 PM
What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?...NACHO CHEESE  8)
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Post by: HoffieDizzle on September 15, 2017, 07:52:54 PM
40 posts eldridge really now im going to have to post 20 more times somewhere wtf
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Post by: Ferkison on November 27, 2017, 04:18:34 PM
I saw a girl that had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy dozen it ?
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Post by: unspun on May 08, 2018, 08:56:10 PM
What do cows watch, 


























































MOOVIES  8)
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Post by: Tinez on May 09, 2018, 09:02:17 AM
Ahahahahah I was actually searching for a proper answer untill I scrolled down :'D
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Post by: unspun on May 09, 2018, 09:47:32 PM
oh dear........
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Post by: Fortune on May 18, 2018, 12:03:32 AM
I'm never buying shoes from a drug dealer ever again. I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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Post by: TheYuvimon on December 25, 2018, 06:11:40 PM
What's the biggest reason to move to Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.