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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2017, 07:41:11 PM »
"Ain't nothing wrong with enjoying a little chaotic fun."


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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2017, 07:46:32 PM »
How did I escape from Iraq?

Iran.

(I'm not sorry).
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2017, 11:22:22 PM »
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2017, 11:03:46 AM »
The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2017, 07:40:47 PM »
Just so you all know im spamming for them post numbers get it to that cool 1 post a day catch up
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2017, 07:40:56 PM »
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2017, 07:41:22 PM »
 I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2017, 07:41:50 PM »
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2017, 07:42:22 PM »
And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2017, 07:48:49 PM »
What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?...NACHO CHEESE  8)

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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2017, 07:52:54 PM »
40 posts eldridge really now im going to have to post 20 more times somewhere wtf
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2017, 04:18:34 PM »
I saw a girl that had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy dozen it ?

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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2018, 08:56:10 PM »
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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2018, 09:02:17 AM »
Ahahahahah I was actually searching for a proper answer untill I scrolled down :'D

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Re: Bad puns
« Reply #29 on: May 09, 2018, 09:47:32 PM »
oh dear........
"… The very best they can expect is that it will take them time— but time is not on their side"