“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.
What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew doesn't scream in the oven.
Asians drive so bad I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you think was the last thing going through princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.