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Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« on: September 02, 2017, 12:12:37 AM »
Last night I was eating this girl out, when suddenly I tasted horse semen,

So I thought to myself "So that's how you died grandma."

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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2017, 09:32:13 AM »
What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a useless watermelon.

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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2017, 01:30:05 PM »
“You da bomb!” “No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew doesn't scream in the oven.

Asians drive so bad I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you think was the last thing going through princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2017, 03:16:05 PM »
My wife walked into the room when I was having sex with our daughter.



I don't know what shocked her more, the fact that I was having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic gave us the fetus. 

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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2017, 06:22:52 PM »
Q: What's the biggest cause of paedophilia?

A: Sexy kids.

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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2017, 11:05:11 AM »
 People are like trees...
They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2017, 04:18:59 PM »
I got the body of a 18 year old model.

But my freezer run out of space.

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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2017, 07:54:24 PM »
The Islamization of Germany is getting worse. Yesterday I called a suicide hotline and they asked me if I can drive a truck.  :o
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Re: Tell the Darkest Jokes You Know
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2017, 09:42:51 PM »
When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought "Jesus! That could've been me" But then I remembered I don't have a van.


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